Анекдот: ???????? Жил-был парень который любил свой lexus....

Anecdote: ????????
Once upon a time there was a guy who loved his lexus. I drank beer, ate meat ...
Loved my Lexus, courted
follow him, take care.
Before the rain
chrome parts
rubbed with petroleum jelly, that would be stainless ...
This guy is with a girl. Love-
carrot. Through
she decided a week of meetings
him with his parents
introduce and invite to
dinner, warning that there is
they have one tradition: after
food everyone becomes silent and
the first to say though
word washes the dishes for everyone. He comes to
his Lexus, gets acquainted with
with the whole family: mom, dad and
my sister
girls. Dinner takes place in
friendly conversation. After that everyone is silent. Boyfriend
uncomfortable. To do
at least something he kisses his
girlfriend. Everyone is silent. Then he starts it
undress. Everyone is silent. Then he
starts hammering her straight
on the dining table! All
are silent! Then he
starts to screw up his sister
your girlfriend !! Everyone is silent !! Then he fries
your girlfriend's mother !!! All
are silent !!! He sits down to rest.
Here outside the window
it starts to rain and
the guy remembers that he forgot to rub the lexus. Gets up from the table and takes out
a jar of vaseline))). Dad sucks:
"OK, OK, I WILL HELP ???? !!!" ????????????