Этот текст я написал 7,5 лет назад. И,...

I wrote this text 7.5 years ago. And, in view of recent events, I felt that it was still relevant. Not because I am very conservative in my political views, but because the idiots to whom it was addressed are not diminishing, which, as an evolutionist, cannot but upset me.

Due to the fact that my social circle, to a certain extent, is made up of all sorts of roleplayers, reenactors, as well as all sorts of nerds and gambling addicts, I, with periodic regularity, hear something like:
"Damn, how bored this fucking, corrupt country, poor and stupid people, and the time itself is disgusting. I was born at the wrong time. I would have been born a few hundred years earlier, in the Middle Ages, for example. And even better - medieval fantasy There, yes, there was a time for people like me .... "

I listen to them and softly melt.
And all because the object of their dreams is outside the window. Yes, yes, our country, ema.
Corruption? There is no corruption in our country. I speak in all seriousness. Corruption (decomposition, destruction, corruption of any legislative and moral norms, the use of an official position for personal gain) is in England or elsewhere, where some smart mafia bribes an official. And with us nothing is corrupted or corrupted. In our country, the system itself implies this state of affairs, namely, the presence of an elite living at the expense of slaves, who, in turn, live at the expense of slaves of lesser class. And so - to infinity. We do not have bribes - we have taxes and dues. We do not have a violation of the rights and freedoms of citizens, but a normal and healthy content of slaves in a black body.
"Feudalism" is called. Is it a familiar word? Doesn't it evoke associations with a 7th grade textbook? Yes, yes, Russia is a normal feudal state. Just like in the Middle Ages.
And it’s true - in our beautiful country everything is as in the dreams and dreams of the above comrades.
A regular army, what the fuck is a regular army! Baronial squads of bodyguards of bureaucrats and oligarchs, as well as palace guards of elite military units and subunits. Mercenaries in the form of private security companies. Parties of adventurers and robbers - lads and small criminal groups. Well, of course, peasant cattle in the form of privates, cannon fodder thrown for slaughter, if necessary.
The science ? Alchemy is our choice. IPhones-mobile phones, toys-fireworks - in general, entertainment for the people. And medicine, in order to at least somehow mend someone, for moral satisfaction. And everything is shrouded in mystery, rumors ... And don't give a damn about the essence of the matter.
Education? How do you know such words, serf? Go to the parish school, where they will teach you to read by syllables and count, so that when you give the goods to the master, you don’t screw him up by accident, he’s not much better at doing this than you. Well, for the children of nobles - all roads are open, teachers are from France. etc.
Civil society ? Even commenting is funny.
Religion? Pray-fast-listen to radio Radonezh! Otherwise, the brother will come ... the inquisitors will come out of black Bentleys and explain in detail why you opened your mouth in vain.

So do you need a dick, comrades dreamers?
If you dream of a glorious career as a mercenary, people are dragged by the hands to private security companies, who survive - makes decent money, I answer.
Do you want to be a court bard-minstrel - Duc Kolya Baskov, crying out to the oligarchs in Courchevel, cannot serve everyone at once.
You want to be an alchemist - so all roads are open for you, Petrik is your idol!
A cunning rogue-rogue - the scope for creativity is colossal! True, there are too many competitors ...
Well, if you want to kill the dragon, go ahead, overthrow ... What kind of Putin ?! Brother, that the nearest market holds.
You will not spend all his gold in your entire life, just as you will not overeat the princess.

I am surprised at your dreams, comrades. I am amazed and moved.