Один юноша имел неосторожность задать вопрос на форуме....

One young man had the imprudence to ask a question on the forum. And here's what came of it ...

"Provide humanitarian aid plz! At school we were asked to read" Donkey-Hot "and" Robinson Crusoe. "Books are hard, difficult, boring and tedious to read, I personally have not mastered. Be so kind as to tell us a brief summary !!! Or post a link !! "

Answers:

natalex
2005-12-16 08:49 am UTC (link)
donkey-hot is for adults ...
7_turtles
2005-12-16 08:53 am UTC (link)
I am retelling Donkey Hot. In principle, half of the content is already described in the title: "donkey" in English is "donkey", but "hot" means "hot". That is. This is a book about a hot donkey, by the English writer Sir Vantes. This donkey had a master who rode it, his name was Sancho Panza. But he is not the main character of the novel; the main character is a hot donkey. Hot in the sense of sex, of course. A little more. A young Greek named Lucius, traveling through Thessaly, meets a powerful sorceress. The hero spies on the transformations of the sorceress and himself tries to turn into a bird. But a mistake occurs + Luky becomes a donkey, while preserving the human mind. In the form of a donkey, the hero has the opportunity to observe the most intimate scenes of human life. Quack priests are shown in a witty-satirical form. "Family relations" are described in comic - everyday tones: an angry mother-in-law - the goddess Venus, a good-natured grandfather Jupiter, a young Cupid and his wife - a simple mortal beauty Psyche. Intrigues, intrigues, envy are not alien to the gods of Olympus. Something like that.

juslex
2005-12-16 09:00 am UTC (link)
I haven’t heard anything about the first novel, but according to the second, they’ll be shooting a film with Gosha Kutsenko ... something about the zone ..

levkonoe
2005-12-16 09:40 am UTC (link)
First, you need to try "So far," by DK Miron. Then it will be clearer. And then immediately so without preparation ... you never know what. Just not to be confused with "The Quiet Don", that Don was completely violent, which Sir Vantuz had.

levkonoe
2005-12-16 09:42 am UTC (link)
And about Robinson, too, you can not bother. Lem has a good article The Sexual Life of Robinson, "in the collection" Library of the 21st Century. "Everything is short and lively there, otherwise Crusoe has all these goats, parrots, you are tormented to read.

7_turtles
2005-12-16 10:12 am UTC (link)
Okay dude, I'm sorry. You see, the reason for the jokes was that you misspelled the title of the novel. After all, it is not called "Donkey-Hot", but "Thin Move". And it is there, seriously speaking, about the French Foreign Minister, whose name was La Manche, and who made one very delicate move during negotiations with Greece. Based on these events, the novel "The Thin Move" (La Mancha) was written.

belenky
2005-12-16 11:07 am UTC (link)
Robinson Caruso. He was not a fucking thing to do on the island with a donkey on Fridays, so he sang all day. And when he was found, he began to run around operas for big money. and a donkey with him.

kokosov
2005-12-16 11:34 am UTC (link)
Vopschem, if briefly. A certain dude, Robinson, is sailing to the island, and that is a mill, and with it an old negro donkey, Tyapnitsa is called, and the nickname is Donkey Hot. He drives beer at that mill. Well, the dude lived with him, then got tired. Came back and made a website about this case. [www.donkeyhot.ru & h = 66a58fc8b880f0b94b | www.donkeyhot.ru] Specially about the donkey. Then he sold it to other donkeys, - they say, sickly grandmothers hurt.

handi
2005-12-16 11:43 am UTC (link)
Well, peopleoood. They have completely powdered the man's head. Man! Donkeys are such fishing rods. For bottom fishing. So, the novel "Hot Rods" tells the story of two loving Spaniards. Well, you know. When the book came out, there was a big literary scandal, since such frank novels were not accepted at that time. Some particularly prim critics still consider this to be adult-only literary pornography.

a_gata
2005-12-16 02:35 pm UTC (link)
What are you? It is immediately obvious that no one has read it. The exact title of the first novel is "Slender Cat", the title, of course, is unexpected, but this is a stylistic device. There is about the poor Spanish old lady La Mancha. She lived alone with her cat in poverty. Well, gradually they had almost nothing to eat, and the cat began to lose weight before our eyes and becomes generally transparent simply. He then died at the end. And La Mancha died too. Karochi, the main essence of the novel is about the horror of loneliness, so tell the teacher. And yet - that the "thin cat" is such a metaphor that runs like a red thread throughout the novel. I don’t remember the second book very well, but there the main character was called Rabinzon-Crusoe, he was an Italian Jew (well, as we have Rabinovich - and they have Rabinzon). Well, he was persecuted for his Jewishness, but he was a good and kind man and was friends with Italian children. In short, a book about the fact that persecuting Jews is bad.
In fact, Robinson Crusoe is an incorrect pronunciation Rabbi Zon Crusoe, that is, the son of a rabbi named Crusoe eats.

kostya30
2005-12-21 08:53 pm UTC (link)
Robinson Crusoe. Summary. No kidding. Dear Pamidor! Joseph Brod