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I'm scared to jump with a parachute
Oleg told the instructor
everything is fine oleg don't be afraid
today you will jump without him

the bun was rolling through the forest
sang a song he closed his eyes
how to roll with open
when you roll your face

wanna Love and be loved
said oleg and fell silent
the military doctor was silent in response
the military commissar was silent

you can be a smart person
and play solitaire in the office
roll back and forth on a chair
and wait when is six o'clock

who has not known women intimately
and who, moreover, men
two thousand and twelve is coming
where to save alë

forty-year-old Pinocchio
going to the Caucasus with hope
he is lonely he was told
a family can be cut there

do you hear the aria of dumplings
he is in boiling water
sings that it used to be cold
and callous but love came

playing halva is quite simple
putting on a bag
frighten neighbors with a silly look
and with a wild cry I am halva

I met on the site
with an unshaven fat guy
came to a meeting there blonde
this world is full of deception

Oksana was hit by a freight train
I broke all her bones
this is a woman's sensations
and heroin and sex are nothing

I silently serve okroshka
you smile back
I didn't seem to notice
that I'm not talking about you

crow once a piece of fox
some kind god sent
and the fable got shorter
and fairer at times

Igor does not like all Lyudmila
but only one fragment of it
however took married foolishly
all over Lyudmila

let's fuck more often
shouted in Ilya Square
and people walked without looking past
but everyone thought, come on

Oleg takes everything boldly
everything turns to shit
and if he takes shit
it just spends less energy

Ilya is trying rather
balance evil with good
saw the guys beat the boy
danced beautifully nearby

hanging on stage in the first act
chainsaw bucket and hedgehog
intrigued by Stanislavsky
afraid to go to the toilet

yesterday coming to me without asking
breaking a window and drinking gin
Arkady ended as a person
and started as a fagot

Gennady was metaphorical
when he talked fucked
then that meant cocoa
or it will rain today

Semyon thought about life
sad and drinking for the tenth day
and Nikolai the merry walks
thinks about death all the time

art critics group quietly
enthusiastically looks at the canvas
and suddenly one gray-haired and stern
said shit clearly

bury me under an apricot
i will cry and ask
don't bury me don't
and then don't bury

I bought an iPhone and what to do with it
where are the buttons to press
and how can I call Serege
and here he is calling and cho

you just told me the truth
and I want terrible
such to crap
howl hammer wheeze

Oleg's voice from the socket
allowed to kill people
Oleg turns on the TV
remembers names

Kolyan surname Bubyndya
changed to Gaufsilberstolz
and suddenly began to poop with chocolate
everyone is happy in shock only father

Oleg bought Oksana a thong
but for fun he put it on
and a month later in these thongs
he already kissed Petra

Oksana went horseback
then Oleg went as an elephant
then the grandmaster came
asked the figures not to swallow

hedgehog scared bare ass
in the forest Oleg and Nikolay
the hedgehog got scared here on the ass
came to bubble and bear

did not take dusya as a ballerina
for salsa in pole striptease
now to spite all these bastards
she fucks the bottom break