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My husband is going on a business trip.
In the morning in a hurry, in a hurry ...
He left, did not say goodbye to his wife,
let your beloved sleep.
A neighbor gave a ride in a car
and at work, the boss said:
The business trip was canceled
so that he would rest today.
Yes, this news is like a reward!
I went on my way back
and the wife will be happy,
still have a rest with your beloved!
He walked to the door inaudibly,
quietly opened two locks ...
And in the corridor I suddenly heard
from the bedroom the voice of a man!
All right, shame on the whole of Europe!
And my heart suddenly ached ...
I looked, ... I saw someone's ass
And women's hands around!
As if they hit on the back of the head,
I felt horns on my forehead ...
I took a big fork in the kitchen,
which pies are fried ...
He crept quietly into the bedroom,
Over the shoulder that was strong
Yes ..., I tried very hard here,
And I put a fork in my ass!
Then he went out to the landing,
Climbed up the floor ...
And waits, cursing for order,
When the man leaves the house.
Several minutes pass
"Guest" doesn't come out, damn it.
Suddenly he enters the entrance from the street,
His beloved wife!
She is cheerful, laughing
Without giving him a question to ask
She said. - Brother and wife arrived,
lay down from the road, rest!
Then we laughed together together,
They treated Shuryak's ass ...
No need to make harsh actions
Without looking into your eyes first