Дневники марсианина:
14.06.2010
Прилетали американцы. С помощью своих супер-технологий взломали бункер за 4 часа. Раздали всем гамбургеров. Было вкусно, но хватило не всем - зажарили американцев.
14.07.2010
Прилетали японцы. С помощью своих нано-технологий взломали наш бункер за 2 часа. Раздали всем суши. Было вкусно, хватило не всем - съели японцев.
14.08.2010
Прилетали русские. С помощью лома и какой-то там матери взломали бункер за 2 минуты. Раздали всем пи..юлей. Было невкусно, но хватило всем.
14.06.2010
Прилетали американцы. С помощью своих супер-технологий взломали бункер за 4 часа. Раздали всем гамбургеров. Было вкусно, но хватило не всем - зажарили американцев.
14.07.2010
Прилетали японцы. С помощью своих нано-технологий взломали наш бункер за 2 часа. Раздали всем суши. Было вкусно, хватило не всем - съели японцев.
14.08.2010
Прилетали русские. С помощью лома и какой-то там матери взломали бункер за 2 минуты. Раздали всем пи..юлей. Было невкусно, но хватило всем.
The Martian Diaries:
June 14, 2010
The Americans flew in. With the help of their super-technologies, they broke into the bunker in 4 hours. We gave everyone hamburgers. It was delicious, but not enough for everyone - the Americans were fried.
July 14, 2010
The Japanese flew in. With the help of their nano-technologies, they broke into our bunker in 2 hours. We gave everyone sushi. It was delicious, not enough for everyone - they ate the Japanese.
08/14/2010
The Russians flew in. With the help of a crowbar and some mother, they broke into the bunker in 2 minutes. We gave everyone pi..yule. It was tasteless, but enough for everyone.
June 14, 2010
The Americans flew in. With the help of their super-technologies, they broke into the bunker in 4 hours. We gave everyone hamburgers. It was delicious, but not enough for everyone - the Americans were fried.
July 14, 2010
The Japanese flew in. With the help of their nano-technologies, they broke into our bunker in 2 hours. We gave everyone sushi. It was delicious, not enough for everyone - they ate the Japanese.
08/14/2010
The Russians flew in. With the help of a crowbar and some mother, they broke into the bunker in 2 minutes. We gave everyone pi..yule. It was tasteless, but enough for everyone.
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