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A joke in the topic: discussion of ng gifts))))

Chairman of the parent committee: Guys, let's discuss what we will give children in the new year? We don't run too far - the budget is 200 rubles. per child, so ...

Wizard Mom: I can make everyone a set of painted gingerbread. I won't make money on you - I will give it at cost.

Enthusiastic mom: Support! I saw the work of the wizard mother. God, God!
Lots of smiley hearts.

A sluggish voting begins. For the next three hours, the chat is animated by laconic “for” messages. The issue seems to be resolved until an active part of the community appears in the evening.

Practical Dad: Allow me! What's the fashion of giving food? I think money should be spent on something useful.

Practical mom (not the wife of a practical dad): I support. I suggest buying shampoo or shower gel.

Mother Echidna: And that the time machine has already been invented?

Practical Mom: Why?

Mother Echidna: Well, somehow you came to us from the nineties? Give them some more washing powder. In case of a shortage. Or shaving gel - for the future.

Daddy the humorist (as he thinks of himself): Oh, powder. I am for! Not washing.

Mom without a sense of humor: Shaving gel is early, I did not understand about the powder at all, but deodorant is quite possible.

Mother Echidna: Ten years old ?!

The next half hour is devoted to discussing the hormonal development of children. This is how the class will know which of them have already entered puberty and which is still in the sandbox.

Crazy Dad: Cluck. No constructive, one flood. Let's talk about gifts? I propose to give T-shirts. With print.

The feed is clogged with links.

Mother Echidna: Have you seen their price?

Psycho Dad: So what? Can be found cheaper.

Businessman Dad: Exactly! I suggest ordering directly from China. I also have garters, I can help. You will only pay for my business trip to Beijing, and I will agree on a batch of cheap T-shirts.

Mom is out of this world: I actually voted for gingerbread, but since there is an opportunity to choose ... Maybe we will give the children a ticket to Disneyland?

Mother Echidna: Oh Lord! Where is the eye-rolling smile?

Reading mom: T-shirts are nonsense, let's better get a book.

In the next half hour, the chat will find out which of the children is reading and what, and which cannot be forced at gunpoint. A couple of impressionable parents who do not read children retire to do hara-kiri for themselves, several more participants perish, bursting with pride. The most persistent continue the discussion.

Practical mom: I don't like shampoo, let's give notebooks. They are always needed. Or fountain pens.

Mother Echidna: Or maybe we can pay the bill for the apartment and roll up the receipt with a scroll and tie it up with a ribbon. Isn't it a gift? You still offer panties with socks.

Practical Mom: I will! My daughter just needs a bra, everything is better than your gingerbread. From them only the priest grows, there is little cost for us due to the looming chest.

For the next twenty minutes, only the girls' parents are involved in the conversation. So the class will find out which of them is already with forms, and who only dreams and envies.

The psycho dad uses foul language and leaves the group. At least an hour is devoted to condemning and discussing his behavior.

Parents' Committee Chair: Did everyone speak up? Then I propose the following: either we order gingerbread, or (who disagrees) buys gifts for twenty-five children. The total budget is five thousand rubles.

The class amicably votes for the gingerbread.