Звонит мне потенциальная заказчица (К), и просит заехать,...

A potential customer (C) calls me, and asks to call in, see the project. All the same, I wander around the city, why not stop by. We agreed to meet at a design firm with the letter "T", and I will look at the project, and if something is not clear, I will immediately ask questions. I stop by in general. We go in, we say hello to the architect (A), a woman of about 30. I sit down and start studying.

I will make a remark. As a person who sees projects and works with them very often, I have developed a kind of intuition. I like it, I don’t like how the flag is.
In general, I don't like the project. I start checking for common errors.

The number one is always followed by a staircase, The angle of inclination, approaches, insolation, "passing" furniture: this is our everything. I see the tilt angle is about 43 degrees.

I don’t say: "It will not work. The stairs do not fit into the norms."
A - How does it not fit?
I- According to the norms, the angle should not be more than 38 degrees.
A- And where is it written.
I am in GOST.
A - There is no such GOST, and GOSTs have been canceled altogether.
I AM- ???!!!!! (First bell)

.... (studying further) ......

The second thing I usually check is the insolation of the premises, and then "oops", again a problem, the windows do not "pass" through two rooms.
I -There are problems here and there. Here the window is not enough, it will be gloomy in the living room, but here the opening is too narrow 300 mm, the window will not work at all.
A-It's okay here.
I- Well, well, look ... (explained for a minute)
K- Yes, we need to expand.
I- (second bell)

The third thing I check is the ventilation ducts and the exit of the pipe to the roof. And here is also a problem. The pipe comes out too close to the valley.

I - Vent channels need to be changed. Too close to the valley, the pocket will work. Snow will be applied.
AND- !!!! Do not.

.... (studying further) ......

I - And last but why the overlap, entirely monolithic? The house is simple, you can cover with slabs, the savings are almost 2 times.
A - And who are you, actually?
I am a Builder, so I will build a house.
A - So build, and do not climb where you do not understand. I graduated from the institute for this, and have done more than one hundred projects.
I - Um, what are we going to do with mistakes?
A - There are no errors in the project, do not say that you do not understand.
I AM - ?????!!!!!! (I see, it's time to turn off the conversation)

Finished the "debriefing", went outside with the customer. She's at a loss as to who to believe.

I - Well, if in general, then only with the quote "Run Uncle Mitya, Run". I, not being an architect, found 2 gross one average error and this is at the beginning. If you don’t believe, submit the project to the construction expertise, they will “cut” down the stairs and insolation, they will warn you down the pipe. GOST on the stairs is, if interested, I can send it by mail. A monolithic floor is an extra hundred thousand, to scatter slabs there for five minutes. Re-make the stairs, or write me a letter that I agree with such a staircase. What else is there, you have to look. In general, decide. I would replace the architect. So far, everything is going badly.

We said goodbye and went home.

The story continued yesterday morning.

(call)

I- Hello.
X- Company "......"
I -Yes
X- Why are you meddling, not in your business?
I AM- ???!!!! who are you ?
X - firm "T ...."
I- I see, the architect has already been fired? Not ?
X - You understand ..... (threats, scandals, investigations)
I- Yeah. What's next ?
X - (threats, scandals, investigations)
I - Excellent, I will definitely show the recording of the conversation to the customer.
hung up.

Of course I didn't write the conversation, it's a pity.