Вы коренной петербуржец, если при виде разводящегося моста...

You are a native Petersburger, if
at the sight of the drawbridge you
do not say: "Wow ...", but
"Bliiiiiiiiin ..."
Peter is dear to you if:
- you know what a "rotunda" is and
"curb";
- you skipped the institute in the museum;
- phrases "I am on Vaska" and "I am on bolts"
do not drive you into a stupor;
- indescribable taste of fried
it is impossible to forget smelts;
- you know what smelt eats, but
eat it anyway;
- the most common accessory is
umbrella;
- you walked along Roentgen street;
- any road takes about 40
minutes;
- you know why men are so
ambiguous about Katkin
kindergarten;
- and women - to the square opposite
Kazan Cathedral;
- films were made in your city about
The great Patriotic without
scenery;
- you quietly hate parades on
Nevsky;
- you do not suffer from insomnia during
time of white nights;
- with humidity under 90 percent, everything
others grab at the heart, and you
you spread your gills;
- "Gribanal" for you is just
toponym;
- you can easily name
a dozen decent coffee shops within a radius
10 minutes walk from your house.
- you are a little jealous of Muscovites,
because they have a subway - until one in the morning.
And not slightly - to New Yorkers, who
metro round the clock.
- by the street names you can
tell in what area they are
are;
- confuse Zagorodny with Obvodny -
unrealistic;
- it is difficult to surprise you with something;
- "cold" is minus 15, and schools
close at minus 27;
- the background radiation is usual;
- Scarlet sails is not a book or
rigging ...
- Wind 15-20 m / s - light breeze from the sea;
- If, walking in the forest, you
you find that you have disappeared around
garbage, so you have already crossed
the Russian-Finnish border.
- you live in St. Petersburg if
hearing a cannon in the afternoon, you look at
clock
- After hearing the weather forecast for the day,
wondering: "and in the evening?"
- Mosquitoes bite you in winter, and this
not surprising
- the expression "go in the middle"
you are not questioned, just the same
as well as to go along the Bolshoi or along
Small
- smelling cucumbers, you
you ask: "What, already smelt
gone? "
- you go to the Hermitage "for something" and not
just "to the Hermitage"
- for you, Peter the First is Petya, and
Katya is Catherine II
- in the White Nights, you are secretly proud
you say: "Come in large numbers"
- you understand that Kollontai street
cannot be in the area of ​​the avenue
Artists, and Willie Pesi is in the area
Udarnikov
- after the words "next station
Institute of Technology "you
you make your way to the exit to another
side.
- You do not bother when they say,
that he went to Krupa to get books, and
clothes for Aprashka
- The Mariinsky is the best theater and it is not
is being discussed.
- storm warning - not
a reason not to leave the house.
- Navy day - a citywide holiday
and a reason to go see ships
on the Neva.
- everyone knows where to cut
a couple of meters after passing through the checkpoint
yard.
- People with fishing rods on the embankments and
bridges are a common sight, although
no one saw anything at least someone
caught something.
- at the word Juno you are reminded of
not a goddess, but a place where you can
buy everything. Besides love, of course)
- you know what a "sleeping elephant" is -
at the corner of Vvedensky Canal Street and
Fontanka is the first thermal power station. of
4 identical pipes stick out from it. 4
the pipes are the legs of an elephant lying on
back.
- we also have the sea, well, that's just
so crappy
- you know exactly what summer
there is hot water in the area
- from the center, in principle, on foot to
any area for an hour and a half, if
quickly and into the trash