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If you are at your wedding
operator was called
And a photographer too
and another leader
Then you don't need to feed them all -
will cost troglodytes,
You paid them money
Let them feed on them.
Don't even put chairs for them,
They do not like to rest -
Well these are robots, not people!
They have batteries in their belly
Spare in backpacks.
In between, they are quiet
They stand in the shade against the wall.
Well, if they fall
Out of fatigue suddenly
Come and watch
They are menacing from top to bottom.
And say, "What is it?
Come on, get up now!
Why are you collapsed here,
I'm paying you money! "
And they will surely rise
And they will go on to work.
Don't feed them anyway
Will manage somehow ..
And also them in the restaurant
Drive away from sockets
So that they do not charge
The batteries are there

And of course in the end
Ask to throw off the raves
Even though you don't need them
Let them give it anyway

And demand a return
Material straight for tomorrow
Because it flies away
Uncle Kolya every other day

If in the morning your photographer
Obnaglev, will climb up with a request
"Call when the dress
You will start putting on "

You slap in the face
and call your mom,
Look, you've got it, you cursed!
Get out of the room, you vulgar!

Take care more than your eyes
Garter from photographers!
Love perverts
Take a picture of wedding sex!

Also, look, shoes
So they don't take it out of the box!
You then wear those shoes.
Suddenly there you never know what!

On your walk, state:
"we have a bride in the palm of your hand,
groom to us on a bouquet
don't forget to shoot "

but what if suddenly a photographer
or can operator
refused to film this
spit on his back

let them shoot two hundred takes,
well, it's better if three hundred
how do you reach for the bouquet
deliberately over the hood

And tell the guests
Who have DSLRs
To close the photographer
From the place of the classroom review

Because your guests
They'll shoot it cooler times in a thousand
And the photographer screwed up
What was filming behind the backs?

if a guest comes with Mark
or suddenly has a nickle
and the photographer showed up
on D forty shoot

don't forget your brand
yes with a strapped elka
in front of the poor man's nose
left-right wave

And of course don't forget
What is the photographer's services
Cost a maximum of three thousand
The registry office no longer takes !!!
And they shoot no worse
And they work there quickly
And in the pictures they have sharply
And they all stand beautifully.
And you do not believe the rascals
Especially with Maveda
What they say is creativity
You will be done with a soul
But just look
Some of them have everything
For others, everything is not abrupt
They do not know how to take pictures
They just want your money.

Well, if your photographer
I shot it so that in the background
everything is blurry, everything is blurry,
but if in close-up -
sharp right eye only

Show him pictures
what aunt galya filmed
there is even a sharp butt,
what was lying 30 meters away

Explain to Charlotte -
he does not know how to shoot.

If you are at your wedding
did not stop at the arrow
and a big granite ball
did not smash the pigeons

then consider - not married
you will not be happy in life
you wasted money
get ready for divorce

Explain to all guests you
What's at the festive banquet
No need to invent a toast
Let the postcard be read to you

It says it all beautifully
And about happiness, about health
and about the full about the cup
about friends and about children

All in verse, as if in a fairy tale
Foldable, in topic and in case
Do not torture your mind
They themselves do not say so !!!