Снял он обувь - стал пониже, Снял пальто...

He took off his shoes - became lower,
He took off his coat and became thinner.
Without a suit - thinner gloss,
Without glasses, it looks dumber.
He threw off his hat - bald head out,
Without gloves - hands - hooks.
Without a vest - the chest is narrower,
I took out my teeth - the sounds are worse.
Without a portfolio - a simpler view,
Without a mobile phone - like a beggar.
He threw off his shirt - completely skinny,
Shaved off his mustache - Such a nose!
She looked - she laughed!
How important is the care of things!
It remains for him to take off his panties -
And ... there will be no man.