Давний разговор с другом-Гордеем. -Здорово,Гордюш. Что такой важный?...

An old conversation with a friend, Gordey.
- It's great, Gordyush. What's so important?
-Fame came to me, finally.
-Congratulations. How did you know? Woke up famous? Dispersed on silk sheets with a separation of mulattos?
-Not. We played here in the club. We go into the dressing room, and there on the ceiling there is a large output- "MANGO-MANGO-SHIT !!!" And to the ceiling about 5 meters, by the way.
Then I realized that the group has real, loyal fans who are ready to risk their health and life for us.
-Argument, you can't argue. In addition, from this example it is clear that Mango-Mango sings life music, for, as you know, life is shit. By the way, what are your creative plans?
- I want to record an album about nothing.
- That is, you continue to tread the usual path? What do you call it?
-Vacuum. Do you even know what a vacuum is, ignoramus?
-Superposition of zero field fluctuations.
-What?
-What-what?
-What did you finish?
-MISiS. Department of Theoretical Physics.
-With such a face?
- Look at yours. And where did he gnaw the granite?
-Veterinary Academy.
-Gy. You are a veterinary academic, is it out?
-Not funny. And bearded.
-Yeah. On what the Motherland has stolen money. She taught us she taught ...
- It's okay. We had one little girl who was taught in vain, so her ..
-Tell me.
-Well, what kind of women did we study? Some collective farmers are known. Hereditary milkmaids, pigs and so on. Blood and milk. A galloping horse. Everything is like a pick-shoulders in the bottom. And then Tanyunya comes to us. Muscovite hereditary. Piglets, eyeglasses, manure calls a turd and blushes cutely at the same time. Yunnatka. Since childhood, I nailed birdhouses, fed the birds, in general, I decided to help the animals, and to us. Imagine, the lecture is on, the lecturer:
-That means, comrades, look at how to hammer the crawl correctly. Take him by the fish soup, and pound him on the nose ...
And here in the depths of the audience hysteria. Howling, sobbing, sobbing ..
Tanyunya, who else.
-What?
-Zzzzayku sorry !! Yyyyy!
In general, you understand what a livestock breeder is with Tanyuni. But it’s impossible to get out, she’s diligent. And then they took us to the collective farm. Laboratory work. Bull semen collection. There the method is this: a bull climbs on a cow, a laboratory assistant sits under the cow, as soon as the bull climbs and sticks out a member, he pulls a special condom on him - the sperm collector is called and holds. The bull will poke a couple of times and it's in the bag. Well, they brought us to the temple of love. I, Tanyunya and Gosha Nizharadze are an ardent Georgian. Towards Tanyune he is breathing unevenly. However, he breathed unevenly towards any woman, it seems. A real Georgian.
And a group of milkmaids. Can you guess who they put under the bull?
-Yunnatka?
-By itself. And Tanyunya's shock-that still blushes when a sparrow jumps on a sparrow, and here it is ... Tanyunya was instructed three times, she stands, claps her eyes and blushes-spots. Yes, she sobs at every mention of the word "member". The zootechnician thought that the word was unfamiliar to her, began to use more familiar synonyms, but Tanyunya fell into prostration altogether. The bull is brought in. Well, there is a ton, I guess. Tanyunya is shocked.
They barely shoved her under the cow. The bull climbed onto the cow, Tanyunya closed her eyes, his dick by the cock and fell out of consciousness. I forgot everything at once. About the sperm receptacle, about why she is here, and what her name is, she seems to have also forgotten. The people are screaming, sick, prompting, to no avail. Tanyunya disconnected. The patient's brain contracted. Then the bull realizes that something is wrong and starts twirling his ass.
And tanyunya with dead fingers grabbed his prick and does not let go.
She shakes her there, here and there, beats against a cow, only pigtails flicker, people are raging - in general, this will not be shown in the circus. Roar, laughter, screeching, mooing ... horror.
The Georgian could not stand it, ran closer and shouted:
-Uverennei, Tanyunya, uverenney!
I got there. Tanyunya, you see, grabbed more confidently, the bull immediately finished. It was necessary to see it. Some kind of hose. The first stream doused Gosha from head to toe, and then everyone around got it. Tanyunya is so generally, only her eyes are visible. And that is because the glasses miraculously did not fall off. Complete fucked up. The hall is hysterical. The zootechnician is lying on the floor, jerking his feet, our women fell on each other, and then Tanyunya crawls out from under the bull and moves so woodenly with her feet who knows where. The sperm receptacle dangles in his hand, eyes like a shitting dog, a nightmare.
And Gosha then added to the comic: With an anguish so, with a tear-
-Wah, Tanyunya, did you want to embarrass me?
-Owflila? the young woman asked and fainted.
-Hrrrr! Cruel !!! So what?
-And nothing. When I woke up, I ran a statement to write for deduction.
-and where did you go?
-To the monastery. To atone for sins.
-Whose?
-Cows, you see.
Amen