такой жизненный анекдот...)... .....на кнопки-то я нажимаю, а...

such a life joke ...) ...
..... I press the buttons, but the money is half-and-half ...

Two old friends meet, talking.
“Everything,” says one, “I have a terrible, wife is a fool, we all swear
time, children - idiots, kicked out of school, they fired me from work,
no money, teeth hurt. One thing remains - to drown.
- All this is nonsense, come to my office tomorrow, you will work for me.
- So I don’t know anything ...
- So nothing special is needed - you'll be sitting by the phone, I'll
sometimes you need to call and say `` press the blue button '', and you should
you will click on the blue button, or `` click on the red button``, and you
should press the red button. And that’s all. Money in half. Deal?
- Deal!
At first, things were going so-so, then things started spinning, the man cured
teeth, bought a car, moved to a new apartment in the city center. Wife
walks in furs, children go to college in England.
And one night the wife wakes up the wife, and the husband is not nearby on the bed.
She goes to the kitchen and sees such a picture - her husband sits at the table, in front of
him an almost empty bottle of vodka, full of depressant, except perhaps to the moon
does not howl.
- Honey, what's wrong?
“Yes, you understand,” he says, “I press the buttons, but the money is cut in half ...