Шедевры! не надо делать мне как лучше, оставьте...

Masterpieces!

don't do me any better
leave me as well
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I did not want to offend you,
accidentally just lucky
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since time is short
I will explain in short
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head off today,
not all, of course - I can eat
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try to follow the figure
a little distracted - she chews
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shaman for bad weather
recently got a tambourine
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everything seems to look chocolate
but if you look around - no
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offend Tanya can everyone
not everyone can run away
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looking for a decent job
but not to work
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my intentions are beautiful
let's go here not far
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I'm worried about you -
suddenly you are fine
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hold this plantain -
right now I'm hitting, immediately attach
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I understand that you have nothing
but still try to understand
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Oh, the smell of adventure,
I pull my ass off the leash
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we would be the perfect pair
of course if not for you
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as they say, everything passes,
but something can get stuck
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whom I want to make happy,
there is no salvation
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and you know how to cook?
- I'm tasty sausage cut
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Call often - I am pleased
look at your "missed"
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why teach us how to work
you will learn how to pay
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my character is heavy
all because golden
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so that the work of the master was afraid
he knows a lot of scary words
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did you want to ruin my life?
thanks, I did it myself
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she was knocked down by a horse in the middle of burning huts
she was not Russian
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when all the rats ran away,
the ship stopped sinking
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things are going fine so far
because he did not start
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I work quite rarely
but annoyed every day
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was such a terrible tale
that the children came out to smoke
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when there is no money for plans
they become a dream
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married twice unsuccessfully -
one left, the second - no
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there is still a mind in the universe,
time does not make contact
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so kind of legs are running out
and the skirt is not started
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I would ask you to stay,
but you will remain, I'm afraid
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for women there is no such problem
which they would not create
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Oleg is not so lucky
that even the elevator goes to the depot
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remember me funny
and tomorrow I will start repairs
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yawn, I'll hide my head,
I will set the alarm for March
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we call it life
and this is just a to-do list
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all that does not kill us
makes doctors richer
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and lived happily and long ...
he is long happily she
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I'm not stupid, but sparingly
spend potential
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I was a psychiatrist said: sit down
right now, calm down and start
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deputies went to the people
just in need
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the sergeant almost caught the gangster
but the one above was called
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you are great in bed
all two minutes is just god
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the sister of talent came to me
but did not reach the bell
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i hate power and money
when they are in the wrong hands
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Oleg turned the wheel all day,
then broke down and ate