Знаю я один простенький салатик с ветчиной. А...

I know one simple salad with ham. And here, just the ham remained - no one is eating. Let, I think, do it for a change. Pineapples go to the salad. I opened the can, took out the fruit - there was juice left. I don’t feel like drinking, but it’s a pity to pour it out. I know one cupcake, put prescription juice in it - pineapple or orange. I spun a cupcake, for some reason, from the eggs, only yolks were in it. Squirrels stayed. It’s a pity to throw it away, to keep it - anyway, in the end I will throw it away. I thought - you can do meringues. Nothing complicated. In meringue, I rubbed a lemon peel. There was a bald lemon. If you do not use it right away, it will dry! Well, lemon is easy. The sauce is excellent for a salad. I cut half the onion into the salad. Only large bulbs in the house! There is half left - so what to do with it? I decided to fry tomato sauce for spaghetti, there was nothing more to fry with onions. Opened a can of tomato paste, consumed half. And where is the other half? Forget it in the refrigerator, but it will disappear without preservatives. I decided to cook borsch. There was no cabbage for borsch. I had to go to the store. In the store I bought cabbage, carrots, herring, sausages, sausage, napkins, washing powder, a tablecloth (at a discount), slippers (also at a discount) and three packs of pads just in case. On the way from the store, I stopped by the bank - I put in a check, then I took the photographs near the shop, took the trousers from the repair, bought my husband in a bun for breakfast. I barely dragged it all from the car to the elevator. Cooked borscht, did not notice if anything was left. I fell on the sofa, my back doesn’t bend over, I don’t feel my legs, my hands fall off ... I think that’S Fool, damn it !!! It was necessary to pour this pineapple juice !!!