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HUMORISTIC
NETWORK "POETRY"
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easy to do in a month
three summer months pass
and for eleven three winter
with great difficulty and not always
© koffboy
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no chocolate in chocolate
long time no meat in sausage
getting a little bit anxious
and suddenly in people there are no people
© Nick Werner
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at twelve you are in a lesson
in the verse must understand
all depressed with a hangover
it occurred to the poet
© Loli Ta
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Arkady came out of hard drinking
into a cruel and cynical world
how an astronaut goes into space
for two hours and seven minutes
© RigorMortis
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watermelon and sun wonderful day
but even if there is no sun
won't stop being wonderful
that day in which there is a watermelon
© Mikhail Gayevsky
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this is how you live not believing people
when suddenly a passerby under an umbrella
hide in a chilling rain
destroying your whole fragile world
© max wheel
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Semen gathered for mushrooms
brought a basket compass knife
the bear gathered for the seed
mushrooms arranged in the bushes
© Severus
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I'll give you a holiday
large black beetle
we will play Seryozha with him
damn take it away soon
© kazakoff
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woke up in the morning full of strength
ready to shake mountains
then covered himself with a blanket
well let them fuck
© Denis U.
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I am polite and extremely modest
moderately spiritual mil
I have a sense of tact
bless me lord
© supposedly-me
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today we go beloved
to my parents and there
will you offer me to marry again
but chur without any hell with you
© jordana
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the hut burned and burned
and the horse galloped galloped galloped
there were two non-Russian women
not knowing what to do
© Dmitry Vasiliev
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to make a woman nice
only one language
say you are very thin
great option
© tamtamych
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worst when you died
and calmed down already
and the doctor how to shock
and to work by nine
© Pokhabych
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shaman for bad weather
recently received a tambourine
© Seryoga
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I'm not beautiful enough
shtob too stupid to do
@ Murka
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everyone can offend Tanya
not everyone can run away
© SergRomich
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times between us only friendship
could once and bother
© Arman Teo
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I did not want to offend you
by chance just lucky
© jordana
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and gennady told me to give a shit
and the bartender completed the order
© Sorceress
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children of flowers are long gone
now only children of vegetables
© svirt
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you send twenty brackets
oh how do I love your laugh
© Tsai
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Arkady is perfectly built
and packed in cellophane
© Seryoga
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bought tablets for memory
maybe not bought
© mml & Chuk
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don't listen to your inner voice
he hasn’t been here outside
© bazzlan
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you don't wave your fists
you are not alone in the ring
© Daria
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since there’s not much time
I'll briefly explain
© Galena
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in your place, I would definitely
but probably not
© Galena
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your beautiful is far
actually complete a long time ago
© AM
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I hear through the surgeon’s anesthesia
we’ll give it to Murka
© bazzlan
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I listened to all your advice
Now I’ll tell you where to go
© bazzlan
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I drink you drink we drink you drink
conjugated the verb dejected class
But it turned out about Russia
story
© Kisychev
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my god yes it's the same rake
not seen in the dark
well come again
give
© Tsai
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pride envy anger and lust
gluttony and laziness
Olga reads a list of plans
for a day
© Narcom
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giordano bruno is also a genius
smart talented very brave
but it’s a pity that quickly at work
burned out
© Dmitry Kuprevich
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and what else is this
asked angry porthos
and the horse answers quietly
coat with
© olin
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there are always seventeen olga in the shower
eyes are radiant and kindly
but the mirror and passport sang
goats
© Loli Ta
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open the refrigerator at night
and there olives and jamon
and a whisper to the left right in the ear
camon
© gorba
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I'm depressed bore
you are a cheerful nerd
marry me you're too happy
one
© Loli Ta
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let's go Gagarin
checked the belt buckle
waved added quietly
to me
© Tsai
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in a compartment comes crazy thurman
all oh what mi mi mi
and she let them chop Bosko
the doors
© Voronich
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I'm coffee I'm masculine
I do not want to be onom
let those who disagree drink tea
with me
© times times & bu6lik
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woke up early to work
but station bums
grumble today they say Saturday
lie down
© SSebastian
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Arkady on the way to the Hogwarts
kings cross beguiling with st pancras
carried out concrete walls
paint
© Voronich
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I know - the straight path happens.
Live. Direct speech.
And I want straight arms.
From the shoulders.
© Migren86
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