❗️Жизненные двустишья. не надо делать мне как лучше,...

❗️ Life couplets.

I don’t have to do my best
leave me as well
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I did not want to offend you,
by chance just lucky
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because there’s not much time
I'll briefly explain
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head off today,
not all, of course - I can eat
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I try to follow the figure,
a little distracted - she chews
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shaman for bad weather
recently received a tambourine
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everything seems to be in chocolate,
but if you sniff it - then no
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anyone can offend Tanya
not everyone can run away
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looking for a decent job
but not connected with labor
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my intentions are beautiful
let's go here not far
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I'm worried about you -
suddenly you are fine
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hold this plantain
I’ll embed right now, immediately apply
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I understand that you have nothing
but try to understand
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Oh, the smells of adventure
lowering my ass from a leash
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we would be a perfect couple
of course, if not for you
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as they say, everything passes,
but maybe something is stuck
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whom I want to make happy
there is no escape
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Do you know how to cook?
- I deliciously cut sausage
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call more often - I am pleased
look at your "missed"
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why teach us how to work,
you will learn how to pay
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my character is heavy
all because golden
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so that the master’s business is afraid
he knows a lot of scary words
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did you want to ruin my life?
Thanks, I managed it myself
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she was hit by a horse in the midst of burning houses,
she was non-russian
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when all the rats ran away
the ship stopped sinking
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things are going fine so far,
because I did not start them
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I work quite rarely
and displeased every day
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it was such a terrible tale
that the children went out to smoke
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when there is no money for plans,
they become a dream
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married twice unsuccessfully -
one is gone, the second is not
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there is still reason in the universe,
time does not get in touch
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it’s like legs are running out,
and the skirt did not start
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I would ask you to stay
but you stay, I'm afraid
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there is no such problem for women
which they would not create
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Oleg is not so lucky
that even the elevator goes to the depot
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remember me funny
and tomorrow I will start the repair
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I’m yawning, I’ll hide my head,
I’ll start an alarm for March
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we call it life
it's just a to-do list
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all that does not kill us
richer than doctors
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and lived happily ever after ...
he long happily she
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I'm not stupid, but economically
spend potential
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the psychiatrist told me: sit down,
calm down right now and start
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deputies went to the people
just for great need
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the sergeant almost caught the thug
but he was higher in rank
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you're awesome in bed
all two minutes just god
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a talent sister came to me,
but didn’t reach the bell
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I hate power and money
when they are in the wrong hands
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Oleg turned the steering wheel all day,
then could not stand it and ate