Дорогое Мироздание! Пишет тебе Маша Ц. из г....

Dear Universe!
Masha Ts. Is writing to you from Moscow.
I really, really want to be happy!
Please give me the husband of the beloved and loving, and the child from him, the boy, and I, so be it, then I will not go to a new job, where it is paid more and it is more convenient to travel.
with uv., Masha.

Dear Masha!
Honestly, I scratched my head when I saw lines about work. I do not know what to say. Masha, you can very well transfer to a new job, and for now I will look for your husband.
Good luck
Thy Mrdz.

Dear Universe!
Thank you for responding so quickly!
But ... my grandmother said: to whom much is given, much will be asked.
Suddenly I will have this and that, and for that you will cut off my leg when I cross the tram tracks?
No, let’s go so - I’m moving on to a new job, I have a husband, but for this I’m ready, together with my beloved, to live all my life in a removable Khrushchev.
How do you like this?
Your mts

Dear Masha!
Laughed when he saw about the leg. The meaning of grandmother’s talk is completely different: whoever gets a lot of abilities, talents, knowledge and skills, people expect a lot from that.
You’ve got it for two in the suburbs, buy it for health. Keep your leg yourself)))
your M.

Dear Mrzd!
In principle, I was delighted to read about the leg.
BUT:
I will have a husband, a child, love, an apartment and a leg. That is the legs.
What will I owe you for this? (((
Masha.

Masha!
Uff. Why are you talking to me like a collection agency?
I was asked, I do. Have I ever told you somewhere that you owe me something?
Mee.

Yes!
That is not.
It just cannot be that it was POSSIBLE that everything was good, understand ???
Today I cried all night: I paid a fee for the apartment. Good, windows over the river. I guess the husband will be a freak. Tell me straight. In principle, I am ready for this.
Masha.

Dear Masha!
The husband, of course, is not Alain Delon, but so often does not look in the mirror. It’s quite a normal guy. Meet me the other day.
Yes, answering your question: IT IS POSSIBLE that everything is fine. In principle, I do not care whether they order me well or badly. If only a person knew exactly what he wanted.
Mrzd.

Dear Mrzd,
Is it possible for LONG to be good? ....
In principle, if there will be five years, I agree that leaking from the ceiling ...
Qiu, Masha Ts

Masha
I will answer you honestly.
It can be a long time. LONG FOR SAME - no. Everything will change, only the dead does not change. And when it changes, it will seem to you that everything is bad. For a while.
qiu, mrdz.

Mrzd!
Just not a leg. Let her husband walk.

Maria, stop bargaining with me. Like in the Armenian market, by golly! I don’t know my fate, it’s in another branch with different tasks.
My business is to provide a person with everything that he wants.
Nobody will bill you.
If so anxious, you can swear with your husband every day. He will begin to walk. Just kidding, no need to swear!
My only request is for you: when you are very, very happy, your strength will be released. You sew cool. Engage in patchwork, your blankets will decorate any home, people will be happy.
Regards, M.

My dear!
Today I jumped for joy.
Of course!
I will do whatever you say.
I WILL EXACTLY owe you nothing?
I was offered even more cool work, and that dude from the cafe made an appointment. Jessss !!!
(it doesn’t happen like that)
(bought a sewing machine)
I kiss you!

Dear Masha!
Things are good. You can do whatever you want within the framework of the Commandments and the Criminal Code.
And you won’t be anything for it. On the contrary. If you don’t whine, we all (Office No. 4562223) will only rejoice. Whiners increase entropy, you know. And fuss with them a lot. Frankly, I scratch them.
So good luck!
I take my leave so far. Here the order for same-sex triplets, and again bargained, offer health in return. Nafig it surrendered to me, their health ...
Thy Mrdz. Take care of your foot! Joke!

Universe, hi
how are you there?
My daughter was called Mira, in honor of you.
She sewed the best quilt in the world, won first place at the exhibition, and was invited to a rally of patchworkers in Bali.
We fly as a family.
I wake up in the morning, birds sing ...
I sometimes think, why am I so happy?
Your masha. Hello from my husband)

Masha, hi!
Confusedly confess that I missed a little with the son you ordered, confused ... but, I see, you're happy and so)
To be happy is normal. Take it not as a breathtaking gift, but as a calm background of your life. And sometimes it takes your breath away from such trifles that are given to everyone without any request: it is not my business to make the birds sing under your window. This is the default for everyone, the basic configuration. Your business is to hear them and feel what you feel ... This ability makes you happy.
Everything, then think for yourself.
Write if that.
Thy Mrdz.