Афоризмы
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Трудно жить ничего не делая, но МЫ привыкли бороться с трудностями!
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Идеальный мужчина - это сочетание вибратора и банкомата.
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Пессимист утверждает, что все женщины шлюхи, а оптимист на это надеется.
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Каждый раз выходя из парикмахерской, меня мучает один и тот же вопрос - а зачем меня спрашивали, как я хочу постричься?
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Человек ко всему привыкает, даже к висилице: подергается, подергается и успокоится.
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Трудно жить ничего не делая, но МЫ привыкли бороться с трудностями!
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Идеальный мужчина - это сочетание вибратора и банкомата.
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Пессимист утверждает, что все женщины шлюхи, а оптимист на это надеется.
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Каждый раз выходя из парикмахерской, меня мучает один и тот же вопрос - а зачем меня спрашивали, как я хочу постричься?
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Человек ко всему привыкает, даже к висилице: подергается, подергается и успокоится.
Aphorisms
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It's hard to live without doing anything, but WE are used to dealing with difficulties!
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The ideal man is a combination of a vibrator and an ATM.
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The pessimist claims that all women are whores, and the optimist hopes so.
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Every time I leave the hairdresser, I am tormented by the same question - why did they ask me how I want to get a haircut?
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A person gets used to everything, even to the gallows: twitches, twitches and calms down.
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It's hard to live without doing anything, but WE are used to dealing with difficulties!
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The ideal man is a combination of a vibrator and an ATM.
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The pessimist claims that all women are whores, and the optimist hopes so.
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Every time I leave the hairdresser, I am tormented by the same question - why did they ask me how I want to get a haircut?
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A person gets used to everything, even to the gallows: twitches, twitches and calms down.
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