В июне летел KLM из Аликанте в Петербург...

In June, the KLM flew from Alicante to Petersburg with a transfer in Amsterdam. The transplant was not long - 55 minutes, in principle, end-to-end for this airport, but you can catch it. In Alicante, the plane was delayed for 30 minutes and I’m already thinking that KLM will give me a ticket for a morning flight and a hotel for the night .. take a walk around Amsterdam at night ???? But, surprisingly, the plane landed just 5 minutes later than the schedule, but went to the terminal for the farthest lane and another 10 minutes. There were 40 minutes left before the departure of another plane. I broke through other passengers and ran to passport control. And here I was twice unlucky. At first, my aunt border guard told me to stand in line and that I still have enough time. Then, literally in front of the booth of the border guard, I notice a friend with an Iranian passport ... I think, well, they sailed ... and really sailed. They clung to him because of a visa and I had to ask in the next turn, they missed the benefit. After control, I run to the other end of the terminal on my plane. I resorted all in soap, people are already finishing to land for landing. I hold out my landing controller and .... red light ... again ... and again red. The girl sends me to a young man at the computer. He once again spends my landing and says - strange, according to our data, you are already on the plane. To which I answer - here I am, here is the passport, here is the boarding pass. He does some sort of manipulation and lets me into the plane. I go to my place by the window .... and some woman is sleeping there. I wake her, she displeasedly shows me the landing with the same place as mine and continues to try to sleep. Well, I am aware that there are sometimes duplication of seats, I go to the stewardess at the end of the cabin and ask her to give me free space in connection with the duplication of seats. She says that she has to figure it out, takes my boarding and leaves for the woman. She returns and brings back two boardings and in both my last name, name and place. I say yes on both boarding I. The stewardess leaves again and returns already with the woman’s electronic ticket in Russian and asks me to translate it. I look - and I see that we have the same surnames (rather rare) and her name Anastasia (I have Andrey) i.e. the first two letters of the name match. After that, the stewardess puts me on free seats (a whole row !! yuhu !!!!) and I calmly sit on. But the staff begins to deal with the woman and this delays the plane for about 30 minutes, the commander announces a delay indicating the reason "there is an unregistered passenger on board." It so happened that she somehow printed my boarding machine, and he went through all the points of border and flight control (here Varlamov would be surprised why we had to check the passports in front of the departure zone) and got into the plane. As a result, the woman is taken out of the plane, because she is not registered and she does not have a landing. And already taking off, I thought ... and if I was late for the plane, figs I would later prove to someone that I did not fly to Petersburg .....