Спрашивают немца: - На какой машине в магазин...

The Germans are asked:
- What car do you drive to the store?
- on BMW
- And abroad?
- Well abroad in a Mercedes
Ask for a phrase
- What car do you drive to the store?
- on Renault!
- And abroad?
- Abroad at Peugeot!
Then they ask ours:
- What car do you drive to the store?
- on the trolley bus!
- And abroad?
- And we do not go abroad!
- Well, if necessary?
- And we do not need!
- Well, if V-O-O-O-O-T is so necessary?
- Yes, we do not need!
- Well, if V-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-T is so necessary to the throat?
- Well, if V-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-T so badly needed, then on the tanks!