Оскорбления в стиле поэта Владимира Вишневского  -Какой большой!!!...

Insults in the style of the poet Vladimir Vishnevsky
-What a great!!! Sorry, only a wallet ...
-You are an angel! Put you on the Christmas tree ...
-Leave off? Why so slowly?
- Just meet you - self-esteem is growing ...
-For modesty you have many reasons ...
-Although leaving, stay English.
- Why weren’t you born in Bobruisk?
- Yes, sometimes humor is blackish at God ...
- Love is certainly evil, but not so much.
-For your beauty! But we will not clink glasses.
-When it weren’t for you, you would consider yourself a freak.
-How, aren't you a man? But still - shave.
-Ah are you a hero? Well, yes, then they’re called Ivan ..
-I'm a guitarist, but I only hit the critics with a tambourine.
- Yes, your smartphone is smarter than the hostess.
-Well, dance, but singing is a hindrance ?!
- You were called Homo Sapiens out of pity.
- So you played a movie Shrek?
-I bet you were conceived for an argument!
- Ma'am, where can I get so much vodka ?!
-Yes, you won’t save the beauty of the world ...
-You are undressed, but I'm almost not scared!
-And it's time to decide on the floor ...
- Didn’t you frighten the baby in your childhood?
-Nature rested nicely on you!
-Parents are geniuses, admit it?
-How to suit your boxing glove!
-I would send you, but I see - you are from there.
- You can be treated - will they accept the analysis?
-You are the mind and honor of the era - the Neolithic.
- I became a supporter of abortion.
-What is the sense of life? Your - not sure.
-Eh, the sperm cell wasn’t translated in vain ...
-Oh, how wonderful the variety of species
-Oh, what a wonderful piece for Picasso!
- Under the court of such plastic surgeons.
-And at school you ... oh yes, what school.
-And you are going to make-up a la Valuev.
- Yes, you could be in the Kunstkamera even in life!
-Your mind is able to overshadow the light of the floor lamp.
-You are like a reproach to torn condoms!
-I would tell you ... but very sorry for the beads!
- I would give myself to you, but I forgot the magnifying glass
-Don't sing with me, beauty, heart-rending
-I loved you. Here is the invoice for the transfer.
-Granny did not sin with the Doberman?
-Are there any blondes in your family?
-Do you have aired the skull?
-Yes, someone else’s wouldn’t dare to bite you.
-When you are silent - your mind is more noticeable.
- I thought Aliens were only in the movies.
-I dropped you, apparently, a stork on the way ....
-Ah don't kiss, thanks, I already pulled out
-Are you not a ram by the horoscope?
-And do you have many friends among bacteria?
-Don't insult the aphids by comparison with you ...
-How do you get your three hairs!
-Don't smile baby so, on, eat a lemon!
- In vain I led you to the zoo, animals in shock!
“Madame, you are graceful like a barge!”
-How incredibly smart you must be! ..
-Ah, these are ears! I thought - an umbrella ...
- I’ll follow you anywhere, but only under guard.
-At the sight of you, the soul sings. Ramstein.
- Your mirror, admit it, is not scary?
- It’s scary to urinate on you dogs
-You would really go lobotomy.
- Shine in your ear - your eyes will light up.
- A genius has died in you. He even managed to rot ...