Автомобиль для мужчины - это значительно больше, чем...

A car for a man is much more than an item that provides movement from place to place. The machine is his beloved woman, to whom he devotes the best moments of his precious time.
MANIAC
Sweeping, cleaning, polishing his car. Before leaving, vacuum all the upholstery in the cabin, seats, racks, ceiling, as well as everything in the trunk. But he doesn’t like to ride, he worries about the crowded streets of transport, especially in the search for parking. But, nevertheless, he likes to sit in the car in front of his house or in front of the garage. He hates passengers, even his relatives - because there is so much dirt, dust, scratches from them! In winter, when the windows fog up, it requires them not to breathe at all, or to breathe in turns!

SADIST

Mocks all users of the road - both pedestrians and motorists. He never gives in, doesn’t let anyone pass, he only interferes, cuts, runs over, demands to make his way, even when he triple overtakes. In front of the pedestrians, the “zebra” brakes at the last moment with a terrible screech of tires. Avtomuzhen him only as a means of manifestation and a constant discharge of aggression!

Scorcher

He has no right to drive the car, because they have already been taken from him! The mirror is cracked, the seat belts cannot be tightened or snapped into locks. He is a dashing racer, although his car has completely bald tires, the horn, of course, does not buzz! Nothing, however, can spoil his enjoyment of a luxuriously aimless ride after three or four bottles of beer!
 
CONSULTANT

Temporarily lost a car. Rides while a "passenger", but constantly prompts the driver, lectures, makes comments, indicates "obvious" errors. The legs of the man also constantly twitch - "slows down." The Zarul regularly grabs to "help and save in a friendly way ..." When he gets out of the car, he demonstratively massages his heart and breathes deeply.

TAXI DRIVER

This type represents not only taxi drivers, but also drivers of official cars. "Taxi driver" believes that everything is allowed to him on the road: to turn around, anywhere, to rebuild, not looking, to park, wherever he wants - he is plowing!

COWBOY
Usually has a large limousine, slightly ragged and beaten in some places. When it comes to the “wheelbarrow”, it strikes the tires with all its might, so that they immediately understand who the real owner is. He likes to pop out of his “pocket” in front of the intersection and cut everyone off.

MASOCHIST

He is terribly afraid to drive, but he is forced to, because everyone knows that he is a “motorist!” Before each exit he checks everything in turn: brakes, headlights, all-signal, control system, looks into the battery. The salon is hung with various amulets and talismans. Having finally gathered on the road, with tears in her eyes, she says goodbye to her family and even to her neighbors. Turning the corner, immediately either flies on a nail, or crashes into a curb.

TRANSVET

He is the owner of a domestic car and suffers from this very much. But he does not identify with his car, so he tries to necessarily transform it. The transvert from the small Lada is trying to create a limousine. He sculpts the cladding from Mersedes, armchairs from BMW, mirrors from Porshe, bumpers from Volvo ... Every second, day and night, he is very worried that something has not been completed yet.

NARCISSUS

Continuously photographed: in a car, near a car, under a car. The “handsome man” also has a car - a beauty, in whose brilliant varnish one can see his own beautiful face, winking at himself.
She almost put her on a pedestal on a par with her mother. He cherishes it, cherishes it, protects it, takes care of its appearance, buys her all kinds of "trinkets". A wife or girl in soles is not good for his FAVORITE car.