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In the smoking room on the stairs there is a chair without a leg, instead of a leg - three bricks. I'm sitting in this chair, smoking. It turns out a neighbor, sits opposite. He looks at me long and nervously, then he cannot stand it. "Alice, I can't calmly look at you." - "???" “I played Angry Birds for two hours today. Get off this chair before I throw a chicken at you.”