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beloved took my elbow
led to the window and showed
all that I will not see
forever if I don't shut up

Oksana was hit by a freight train
broke all her bones
these are women of sensation
and heroin and sex are nothing

how can you live without bread
and with an unwashed stove
asked Andrew and died immediately
at least for me

Semen had time for the train
and there they broke his nose
and he sits cannot understand
so is he lucky or not

wanted to hang himself waking up
but it was very lazy to get up
tried horizontally
it didn’t work out just like that

I'm scared to jump with a parasail
Oleg told the instructor
all is well oleg don't be afraid
today you jump without him

rolled gingerbread man through the woods
he sang a song he closed his eyes
and how to roll open
when you roll face

wanna Love and be loved
said Oleg and fell silent
the military doctor was silent in response
the military commissar was silent

can be a real person
and in the office in solitaire play
ride back and forth on a chair
and wait until six o’clock

who did not know intimately women
and who especially men
ridge two thousand and twelve
where to put aside

forty-year-old Pinocchio
with hope goes to the Caucasus
he is alone he was told
family can be cut out there

do you hear the dumpling aria
he's in boiling water
sings that it used to be cold
and callous but love came

playing halva is pretty easy
putting a bag on his head
scare the neighbors with a silly look
and wild cry I'm halva

I met on the site
with an unshaven fat man
the blonde came to meet there
this world is full of deception

I silently serve okroshka
you smile back
it seems and without noticing
that I am not talking about you

raven times a piece of fox
sent some kind god
and the fable has become shorter
and fairer at times

not all lyudmila loves igor
but only one fragment of it
however took married foolishly
on the whole lyudmila

hanging on stage in the first act
chainsaw bucket and hedgehog
intrigued by Stanislavsky
afraid to go to the toilet

gennady was metaphorical
when he talked fucked
it meant cocoa
or it will rain today

Semen thought about life
sad and drinks the tenth day
and Nikolai the cheerful walks
thinks about death all the time

bury me under the apricot
I will cry and ask
don't bury me don't
and then you don’t bury

you told me just the truth
I want a terrible
such as to crap
howl

kolyan last name bubyndya
replaced by gaufsilberstolts
and suddenly began to poop chocolate
everyone is shocked only father

Oleg bought Oksana thong
but for fun I’ve put it on myself
and in a month in these thongs
he was kissing Peter already

went horse oxana
then Oleg went elephant
then the grand master came kramnik
asked the figures not to swallow

hedgehog scared bare ass
in the forest Oleg and Nikolai
the hedgehog was scared here on the ass
came to pozyrit and bear

did not take the dusya to the ballerinas
on salsa in pole vault
now in spite of all these reptiles
she fucks the bottom break