Сидит заяц на пеньке, что-то пишет. Бежит мимо...

A hare is sitting on a stump, writing something. Running past a fox.
“What do you write, hare?”
- Thesis.
- About what?
- About how fox rabbits eat.
“But where have you seen this?”
- Come on, I'll show you something ...
After some time, the hare sits again and writes something.
The wolf is running.
- What do you write, oblique?
- A dissertation on how wolf hares eat.
- Are you crazy?
- Come with me, show something ...
Next picture: the hare writes,