Вспомнился тут давний способ решать споры с девушками...

I remembered here a long-standing way to resolve disputes with girls xD
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On a holiday, on a Sunday,
Before you go to bed at night
The mistress began to fry,
Cook, stew and bake.

It was autumn in the yard
And the wind blew moist.
Old man old woman says:
- Old woman, close the door!

- I just have to close the door,
There is no other thing.
For me - let her stand
Open a hundred years!

So endlessly among themselves
The spouses were in dispute,
Until the old man suggested
The old woman is persuaded:

- Come on, old woman, keep quiet.
And who will open his mouth
And the first will say a word,
That door and ban!

An hour passes, followed by another.
The hosts are silent.
The fire has long gone out in the oven.
The clock is knocking in the corner.

The clock strikes twelve times
But the door is not locked.
Two strangers enter the house
And the house is dark.

- Come on, - the guests say, -
Who lives in the house? -
The old woman and the old man are silent
Water got in my mouth.

Overnight guests from the oven
Take a pie
And offal, and a rooster, -
Mistress - not a gutu.

We found tobacco from an old man.
- Good tobacco! -
We drank beer from the barrel.
The hosts are silent.

Everyone took the guests that they could,
And went beyond the threshold.
They go by the yard and say:
- Raw their pie!

And the old woman followed them: - No!
My cake is not raw! -
She answered from the corner of the old man:
- Old woman, close the door!